At the grocery store
*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Here's why. You don't respect me.
You called me a whore in front of my children.
*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Because even she know you a piece of s-.
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY G- WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
OMG NOOOOO!!!!! It had been announced that Shindong is going to enlist in the army in the mid of august !!!! THIS IS TOO SOON !!! This means that he won’t promote for 7jib with the rest of the members :( and oh guess what ?! Eunhyuk, Donghae and sungmin are possibly going to enlist after yesung gets discharged ! Did you have to announce the news on the days leeteuk gets discharged ?! Way to kill the buzz -_-
"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.
This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”
I was just laughing about this not three hours ago. I’ll still consider it a POTC easter egg.
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality
That’s why sometimes you just gotta redefine yourself and make a better, more evolved, new you.